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Did you know when you dream about a person, that person went to sleep thinking of you? Did you know when the person you like looks at you and then looks down, they're crazy about you? Did you know that when a person looks at you directly in the eyes they love you more than you think? Did you know when that person looks at you alot they can't live without you? Did you know when they leave, they say bye too much because they don't want to let you go?

ruhkell:

retangulocurvo:

superqueen, laralenalust, likespancakes, laland, (via brandydarling)

ahotsecond:

So I was flipping through the posts where people started talking about Girl Scout cookies. I used to be one! And given that, I haven’t had these damn cookies since then. I just contacted the cookie people. Oh and they’re selling them the first week of March down my street. How convenient!

I’m an addict. I need help.

I had my first cookie in years just this week. Actually it was a box haha

suzywire:

reverberating:theanimalblog:

snooz3r:

releasethebats:

cameronchristopher: erickd:omnialx: krza: Get it?

fencing

clintisiceman:

uncleberns:

clintisiceman:

uncleberns:

clintisiceman:

Only 70-some pages into this, but I’m really liking it so far.

After the overall jokey concept behind The Zombie Survival Guide, I really didn’t expect this to be so serious. In general, it’s a pretty well thought out, well researched and believable telling of the (soon to no longer be, I assume) fictional events.

Will go into more detail whenever I finish this thing.

I LOVE THIS FUCKING BOOK AGHGHGUSDHGOISHGOISHGO. let me know your final thoughts when you’re done. also can i borrow the zombie pride and prejudice???

Sure. I still haven’t read it, but I doubt I’ll get to it any time soon. I feel like I should reread regular Pride and Prejudice first, because I remember not a goddamn thing about that book.

yay ok cool i’ll remind you next time i see you. i don’t imagine you liking it/getting through more than thirty pages of it. it’s actually one of my favorite books but that’s because i’m a pretty big faggot.

I remember not liking it the first time, so I think you’re probably right. Maybe I’ll watch the movie. The one with Colin Firth.

bmckinney:

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe

I love xkcd.

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constantflux:

Treasure Island(via Aaron Escobar)

clintisiceman:

kingofalldetectives:howdowemakeitdie:noisyman:tumblrisforlulz

rocketboom:

Metric vs. other systems via matadornetwork.cachefly.net

iammattjordan:

Don’t flinch.