December 2009
coming-undone:
unpredictableforecast:
smoothope:
I avoid some people on purpose I’ve thought about cheating I hate the way I look most of the time I actually like the way I look most of the time I’ve been swimming in an ocean I’ve been swimming in a lake I have a sibling I have pets I’ve been on vacation recently I like meeting new people I am insanely shy I’m on a sports team My best...
Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009
coming-undone:
unpredictableforecast:
1. Dyed your hair an odd color. 2. Went skinny dipping. 3. Bought something you didn’t need. 4. Snuck out of your house. 5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew. 6. Learned a song on your phone with your keypad. 7. Knitted something. 8. Ran a mile. 9. Fell in love. 10. Said, “like yeahh” too many times. 11. Lost your closets friends. 12. Got into...
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom
fuckyeahjessejames:
was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend...
“I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad, carry you around when your arthritis...”
– The Wedding Singer (via kari-shma)
Accidental Child Porn
dgator:
Apparently some guy accidently downloaded pictures of little girls from limewire and deleted them. A year later the FBI knocks on his door asking to search the computer. They didn’t find anything at first but after using some software they found the pictures. The kid even asked the FBI if he was even able to access those files by himself and they said No. Yet he’s still facing 20 years...
